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evilvillain123456789:

Y…. Yes, sweetie. It is… raining tacos.. [Sniffles] right out of the sky…. Just, open your mouth and, close your eyes…

[Drops a single cyanide capsule down my daughters throat]

garbage-empress:

*walks by 7/11*

blacksmith hammering a taquito: got some good pieces out here if you’re looking to buy, more inside!

evilvillain123456789:

It’s simple. I use the jackhammer to make potholes, the local government comes and fixes them. That’s the ebb and flow of things, that’s how we keep the citizens believing