Y…. Yes, sweetie. It is… raining tacos.. [Sniffles] right out of the sky…. Just, open your mouth and, close your eyes…
[Drops a single cyanide capsule down my daughters throat]
*walks by 7/11*
blacksmith hammering a taquito: got some good pieces out here if you’re looking to buy, more inside!
It’s simple. I use the jackhammer to make potholes, the local government comes and fixes them. That’s the ebb and flow of things, that’s how we keep the citizens believing
flexing my penis in the mirror until i pass out
from exhaustion
Anonymous:
are u banned from any states yet
Just the city state of the Vatican
i like tumblr cus no one celebrates father’s day here


